Selling toys is no child's play.

Birth control is avoiding the issue.

Abortion- Love's Labours Lost.

Adam and eve wore fig leaves. It is a figment of an unimaginative mind.

In the stock market Bears and Bulls win. The Asses and Pigs lose

The devil's mind is the ideal workshop.

Money is the root of all evil. We all want to find the roots.

When all is said and done, more is said than done.

Always drive such that your driving license expires before you.

A stork went to buy a balm. It said, "Now put it on my bill."

Banana skins make the best slippers.

Police record- an electrician called Spark has been charged with battery.

The panda 'eats shoots, and leaves' .So don't call him for dinner.

In a dental clinic- 'we will be opening wider for your convenience'.