Time
Pass
No Puns Intended
A jester
was good at making puns. The king asked
him, "You said you can pun on any subject.
Now pun on the subject KING ". The
jester replied, "The King is not a
subject".
A King
got fed up with his jester's puns and said
"The next time you pun, I shall hang
you." The jester punned again. The
king said before hanging him, "If you
promise you won't pun again, I shall spare
you". The jester finally replied, "No
noose is good news." That was his last
pun! |
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